Pizza King 56 Preston Street, Brighton, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 2HE

"The Ballad of the Pizza King The Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza, a Pepperoni Pepperoni too. Two for the price of one, but one for the price of two. The Pizza King is always up. He gets consistent reviews. His google profile is 1 star; Pizza by Pizza, through and through. The Pizza King gave my friend a Pizza pair. He hardly cooked it, let alone burn it. Given the price, it didn’t seem fair; my friend took one bite and had to return it. The Pizza King made the worst Pizza in history. Certainly the blandest that I’ve ever had. It hadn’t the dignity of being disgusting; it was so awful that it wasn’t even bad. The Pizza King, surprised at our return, asked “why do you spurn the pizza I give you?” When my friend told him to try it for himself, he declined, with a resigned “I believe you” The Pizza King, I think, was hexed by a witch to make Pizza forever, but never know how. With profit margins that should make him rich, but cursed to reimburse, he doubles each ciao. The Pizza King! What must he have done to anger that sorcerer? I cannot surmise. Late nights baking misery cannot be fun, never mind for hundreds of years at a time. Later we saw him, alone and decrepit: a monarch in exile, smoking cigs in the rain. Head in his hands, we had to be sympathetic: the Pizza King, cursed to dismay. The Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza, a Pepperoni Pepperoni too. Two for the price of one, but one for the price of two."

"Worst pizza I ever had in my life. Well, just took a bite and stopped eating . Smelly dow and not even cooked property. Never buy anything from this shop. Not hygienic at all. Over priced and not even a worth worth tasting"

"Wish I checked the reviews After a late night of working hard I was starving and saw this place open I wouldn’t feed this to a dog let alone pay money for this Managed to eat a few slices before I couldn’t take anymore returned both pizzas to the staff member. Didn’t expect any reimbursement but I wanted to make sure he knew how bad the food was"

"Do NOT bother! The absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had the misfortune of trying to eat. Horrible pre brought bases, cheap & nasty toppings (think even a dog would turn their nose up at the ‘ham) Pizzas undercooked. Partners pizza 14” had 8 tiny pieces of pepperoni (inch rounds): half the slices didn’t have any pepperoni but, as it turned out, that didn’t actually matter as it was so flavourless as to be inedible. Total waste of time & money. If it wasn’t pouring outside I would go back and demand a refund. I don’t generally leave reviews but this was so awful I just have to try and save someone else from the experience. Assume they are only still in business because visitors don’t realise and chance it. Not happy and still hungry!"

"It really doesn't deserve one star. Not only did the staff member make the food without gloves and lick his finger & didn't wash his hands! The pizza themselves was absolutely horrifying I was disgusted with how bad it tasted it was like chewing on some cardboard and tasted very dry with no taste other than cardboard. The chicken didn't even smell or look like chicken and the second one it was like he through all of the items on the pizza to the point it looked like a mountain!! The place needs a deep clean and a food hygiene visit the pizza was the worst one I've ever tried burnt crust and a hard base...gross!!!"