Dutton Park State Primary School 112 Annerley Road, Dutton Park, Queensland 4102

"Once at the age of 7 in 1876 I was found guilty of poking my tongue out. This was a serious issue at the time and lead to a major court proceeding. I was seated in ‘the old library’ filling out my detention form during my hard earned lunch break. My page, drenched in tears. This was the last time I would let this slide. My father (he owns roblox) sued the school for $198 million after this outrageous accusation. Judge Judy came head to head with Mrs Karen bodger. The court proceeding would be known to go down in history. Overall, a stalemate was achieved through the wise words of Mrs collins (absolute legend). I now work a 9-5 job at macdonalds, this school brought out my full academic potential."

"Probably one of the greatest schools of all time. I would do anything to go back to the days of grade 6."

"I went to Dutton Park Primary School back in 1971 onward, it was a beautiful school and I only have fun memories. Teachers were great and was very modern for its time. I loved my childhood memories shared with this school."

"My sister been bullied so many times and the teachers don’t even care!! The teachers don’t care about homework either weather they have done it or not!!! Kids are constantly talking in class and joke around!!!"

"Ah, this school. I came here in the fall of 1969, just as the moon landing was coming around. I walked into school on the first day, and, after slipping on a "respect" poster, I walked over to a kid and asked "hey, do you know where I can find a cigarette?" He looked at me bewildered, as I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around to see a tall and gangly woman, a teacher! "Excuse me, kid, come with me." Now, I had been told in my old school that I should never go with strangers, so naturally I ran as quickly as I could away from this woman, as she was a stranger! That's when I ran into another woman, with a blonde "Can I speak to the manager" haircut. She screamed into my face, as if 20 years of rage was behind her voice, spitting in my face. "DON'T RUN!" She bellowed. "YOU COULD SLIP AND BREAK YOUR NECK!" Well, since everywhere you go there is a slight risk of falling and breaking your neck, as with now, I refuted the screams. "Well, you see, that could happen anywhere=" "YES, BUT THIS IS CONCRETE. YOU WILL FALL AND BREAK YOUR NOSE." "Yes, but-" "IS THAT BACK TALK? COME WITH ME, KIDDO." She grabbed me by the ear and walked me to the office. I was shot several dissaproving glances by several of the office staff. Eventually I was pulled into the principals office. She sat me down at a round wood table. I looked around me at my surroundings, and noticed a poster behind me, by the door, that featured a smiling monkey and was captioned "Smile, it's contagious." "So," The long blonde haired principal asked. "Do you know how fast you were going?" I paused, confused. "Um, what?" "I said," She glared at me, as I heard the terrible sound of crunching bones. I stared as she transformed from the principal I had began to know so well, to a police officer! "Do you know how fast you were going?" She then pulled out a desert eagle and blew my head off. As I fell to the ground, I saw her transform yet again into Guy Fieri. Overall, great school, despite my being killed on the first day. 1/5 stars!"