Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
585 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, Victoria 3000
About the Business
Welcome to Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience! Located at 585 Lonsdale Street in Melbourne, Australia, our establishment offers a unique dining and entertainment experience that you won't find anywhere else.
At Schnitzel n Tits, we pride ourselves on serving delicious chicken and eggplant schnitzels, accompanied by crispy chips and a fresh garden salad. You can also choose from a variety of sauces to enhance your meal. Our goal is to ensure that you have the energy to enjoy the night ahead.
Before you make a reservation, be sure to get in touch with us. We offer a free ticket for the Guest of Honor and provide group discounts for larger parties. If you're planning a work break-up or a birthday celebration, let us organize a memorable event for you and your colleagues.
Schnitzel n Tits is not just a boys' night out, it's also a fantastic evening for ladies. Whether you're looking for a theatre restaurant, a burlesque bar, a themed party, a topless bar, or a dinner and show experience, we have it all. Our Friday nights in Melbourne are filled with excitement and entertainment that you won't soon forget.
Our customers highly recommend Schnitzel n Tits for work break-ups and Christmas parties. The combination of drink packages, tasty food, beautiful performers, and a great show make it the perfect way to end the year. Everyone, including the guys, absolutely loves it and can't wait to come back.
If you're planning a birthday celebration, you're in luck! The birthday person receives a free ticket, and the rest of the group can enjoy a group discount. We also cater to bucks parties, hens nights, and other special occasions. Our friendly staff ensures that everyone feels comfortable and welcome throughout the night.
Join us every Friday night at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King Street in Melbourne. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, having after-work drinks, or going on a unique date, our dinner and show experience is sure to impress. From burlesque shows to cheeky stripteases, exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling, and incredible pole dancers and contortionists, our entertainment lineup has something for everyone.
Don't miss out on our mouthwatering food, cheeky fun, and all-night drink specials. Schnitzel n Tits is the place to be for adult birthday parties, Christmas parties, bucks parties, and topless barmaids in Melbourne. We have the experience and expertise to cater to large bookings and individual special requirements.
Join us at Schnitzel n Tits for a Friday night dinner and show that will leave you wanting more. Grab your friends and indulge in tasty schnitzels while being entertained by our incredible performers. We guarantee an unforgettable experience that you won't find anywhere else in Melbourne.
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Contacts
585 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, Victoria 3000, Australia
Opening hours
Monday:
10:00 - 21:30
Tuesday:
10:00 - 21:30
Wednesday:
10:00 - 21:30
Thursday:
10:00 - 21:30
Friday:
10:00 - 23:00
Saturday:
10:00 - 18:00
Sunday:
12:00 - 21:30
Reviews
"Wow! What a ripper night. We keep coming back for more and you never disappoint. Beau, Cassie, Daisy - you three are absolute standout superstars in an amazing team. Thanks for making us feel so special. We can’t wait to come back again."
"We are SOOOOO happy with our night here! We had the best time for my 25th birthday (24th Feb) and we just cannot fault the night. We were looked after very well by all the beautiful waitresses, we loved the whole concept & experience of the night, and we are definitely coming back! Special thanks to Riley & Hollie who were our absolutely beautiful, amazing & hard working waitresses, so happy with our service from these two especially ❤️❤️"
"My fiance came home from his bucks party with literal WELTS on his back/bum from being non consentually whipped by one of the 'bar maids' with A BELT! This is not ok! His friend came home with bleeding scratches on his chest as well! They said the food was cold and they waited 40 or more minutes to get a drink! Will not be going here and definitely not recommending to anyone else!"
"We had our first experience for my partners birthday. Wow what a night. From the friendly and funny MC to the awesome DJ. The waitresses and the entertainers were awesome and very friendly. The games played were funny and awesome prizes you for grabs. Food was awesome, very fresh and tasty. Would highly recommend this to everyone as we plan on going back again for future occasions. Plus all of our friends are planning on going back also. Well worth every cent very entertaining and comfortable environment."
"What can one say about this bar but “A place that knows how to show its guests a great time!" Very entertaining, great food that caters to vegetarians also, sexy/beautiful & friendly barmaids! & terrific performers! Whatever the occasion; Bucks night, Birthday or Stag party or just a good night out with friends this place will not disappoint! Enjoyed dinner & the shows there already on 5 seperate occasions and they always have me coming back! Certainly is becoming a regular event on my calendar! But to be honest it’s all in the name, and if you like those things you’re set for an awesome night!!"
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