Lenzie Academy Myrtle Avenue, Lenzie, Kirkintilloch, Glasgow G66 4HR

"This school is bad. Matthew bridges is a npc"

"Had some fun times here. Other than when our crippling alcoholic head teacher came into class and used to threaten us at gunpoint. I was always afraid when I sensed our headteacher walk past us in the hallways. Rumour has it he eats children in his spare time, and one of these included his son. In the changing rooms, the very scary pe headteacher used to walk in and sniff our legs very violently, one time he threatened to dump my friends body in the Delaware river if he messed up the next burpee. My friend is also socially inept and was very scared of our pe head. Not to mention there is a demonic spirit that haunts the school grounds called “unstoppable Blair”. I heard that one time he relentlessly beat a child in the cubical while he was trying to defalcate. He started throwing his fecal matter into the child’s mouth and the child now has PTSD. One day I went into school and saw our year head snorting bricks in the cafeteria. When I tried to help him, he told me that his recent divorce with his wife put him into a deep state of chronic depression, and that he was wanting to go to rehab. A few days later he died of overdose on bricks. Other than that school is jokes!"

"Some departments, such as Physics and Chemistry are quite good. Two are not in great shape. Despite difficulties in these two departments, the school ignores offers of help from STEM ambassadors. The office team do not reply to emails, even if they have taken action. The boys toilets can be out of control with respect to basic hygiene."

"I was viciously beaten in the bathrooms more than once during my time here. The boy that did it called himself 'Unstoppable Blair'. I attempted to escalate this to the council but was silenced by my fear. If you attend this school please beware of Unstoppable Blair, for I fear he still haunts these grounds."

"strongly disliked the school as there are much better schools with a lot less drug use and violence. my 2nd year was tough , I was bullied everyday by numerous people for being a tad overweight , after wanting to end my life I gained help from my family and the school did nothing to help atoll. after starving myself until I looked in my eyes normal I felt fine. my 3rd year was pretty harsh considering I was what somecalled jumped near the school by an older boy , I got back up to defend myself after having a bloody nose from the beating he gave me , I punched back because if I ran I would have been bullied more not mention there was a group of people keeping me from escaping , what does self defence get you ? 5 day suspension from school . even though the boy admitted it was his fault. in the classroom you will see children aged 11 to 16 using electronic cigarettes or shisha pens during the class when the teacher isn't aware or perhaps setting light to a table during science . I would be confident to say there are more drugs in lenzie than other schools as I have heard many times . I know there is weed deals and such but there isn't much worse than that as far as I know. lunchtime has been cut to 45 mins or should I say 35 due to being late will result in a stage 1 punishment so we all try to be 5 mins early, and the class doesn't sometimes get to leave for another 5 minutes , we get 15 mins for break which is by no stretch enough time due to the point I made earlier. in my opinion break just isn't break because we are still in the phycological stage of school and cant have a decent break with 5 mins. my brpther was issued target grades each month , he is already worrying everyday because our my parents seen it they would be very upset with his grades because he is always stressed from repeated bullying ect , as soon as they get his target grades he will feel like a complete idiot and will be very upset all the way through Christmas break . hes not the only one so ive heard . THE LIFE OF THE AVERAGE PERSON AT LENZIE ACADAMY"