Blue Velvet 20 Dean Street, Newcastle Upon Tyne NE1 1PG

"Do not go here. I was assaulted by the bouncers who tore my clothing and then decided to launch my phone down the street, police returned it later. When questioned bouncers said I ‘dropped’ my phone."

"On a stag due weekend, ended up there both nights till closed, a lot of the girls are lovely, a simple ‘no thank you’ and the girls leave you simple as that, the dark rooms are a bit dark, £20 for a dance it’s pretty good, some girls do topless and some do nude so check before you get a dance, it’s cheaper if you have cash, I’ll recommend ‘Carla’ she a stunning Scottish girl"

"Had the worst experience of my life here. I've never felt so belittled. Sun 23rd January will forever be remembered as the day I suffered the worst racial abuse by a bouncer at this club. What makes it worse it that there was a black bouncer there who was an accomplice. He supported his white colleague in abusing me and gave me the wrong name then went further to muake fun with the others there that he gave me a wrong name to report. I'm definitely never going there."

"I came about a week ago and I bloody well loved it! I came up from Lancashire for a stag do and I was mind blown! Filled my pants at least 20 times so definitely will be coming back next week for some more 'entertainment'. The girls we flipping lovely, wish I could spend all my time with them. Prices were a little high but it was worth it!"

"Entry £10, Dances are £20, or £25 if you pay on card. (Not doubt to keep it off the books and avoid tax) Drinks are fairly expensive as you'd expect. The dances themselves are all away from the tables and around 3 minutes long. They will get all of their kit off in that time. The women and the quality of the dancing varies greatly! You might have a chubby woman in her late 30's dancing in front of you instead of on you're lap, and then kneeling on your thighs while you try not to wince in pain. Ask the bar staff for recommendations. Kim was very good, I was shaking after her, wow! Also there is no touching unless you pay £125+ for a VIP dance. The stage shows weren't thing special. No proper pole dancing, just the sexy walk around the pole that they do. There is no hanging upside down here."