Wilmslow High School Holly Road, Wilmslow SK9 1LZ

"high options is a bit of a ripoff i just need my peng scran okay pls im srs, also its decent cos ppl always scrap and flex with their fake supreme bags lmao also big up mrs. howell, defo one of the best teachers ever XD"

"Went to this school myself wasn't amazing then but as soon as my year left it was redone had a gym and alot more built into it mr fox was a legend tho wonder if he still is teacher here mr lion was my head teacher though to be honesty thought was a complete c**t but all my teachers was inspiring evan though they had very little confidence id make anything of my life lol what do they know though haha"

"alright school but food is overly expensive, they have made break and lunch shorter and one of the teachers thought i had a learning disability. when i said i didn't they said that not everyone knows if they have one :("

"So i finally secured my place in Wilmslow High School, I am very upset with what happened on my first day ! On my first day I arrived and walked into my new Form, My tutor was Ms Woodley, She thought that I was an unwanted child so i left. she sent me outside so i can stare at the maps of the world and read all about the trips displayed on the wall. After Form I went to my first 2 periods which went fine. Break was when it all went down . . . 2 students popped up in my face and screamed " SCRAP ME LEISURE " I reply with, im sorry, but i am not sure what you mean. I was upset by what they said. I reported them to ' Student ' but then a Head Of House said 'Snitches Get Stitches' and boxed me in the face. I died R I P"

"I arrived at Wilmslow High Art Academy to find a large amount of rampant kids screaming at me and sticking pencils through the fence. Immediately three frail old men escorted me into the school, where I had to sit in a locked padded cell for approximately 4 hours against my will. Eventually I was freed from this terrible fate, only to be faced by the entire council of what appeared to be high school teachers: the three frail men I mentioned earlier, a woman with excessively large eyebrows, and another man wearing a light grey lab coat with curly hair covered in multiple colours of paint, even burnt at the ends in several places. These political party representatives tried to stuff my mind with "educational" codswallop. I took none of it - I refused to let these self-important beings brainwash me with their new programme to get the world to follow their orders as servants. Finally I was forced to leave as I was convinced to be unwelcome, despite my constant, fruitless attempts to contact the photography class and arrange an appointment beforehand. Overall I rate 2 out of 10. Would not go again."