China Express 196 Hackney Road, London E2 7QL

"Very bad test don’t eat from there I get sick after bite two time of them food!!!"

"Ordered 2 staurdays in a row both times decided to leave out part of the order. Once delivery was completed they dont answer the phone. Phoned next day and they dont care. Likes to scream at customers."

"Mediocre but not bad. Just...food. What I ordered and what I would rate it: Egg fried rice (3/5) Vegetarian Spring Rolls (3/5) Tofu with Black Bean Sauce (3/5)"

"Totally abysmal ...... In this day and age it was like being transported back to the worst excesses of 1950s British Chinese cuisine... Since when is Shredded Chilli Beef an MSG infused gloopy pineapple and vegetable dish drowned in sauce resembling some horrifiyng out of world amoeba? Indeed this alien sauce managed to replicate itself over every single dish ordered. My advice would be to avoid like the plague, or at least chew your own arm off before resorting to this disaster."

"On 3rd may 2015 at approx. 8pm I ordered take away from this restaurant. I asked for tofu to be added to the Thai Green curry dish I was ordering and I was told no that was not possible, after asking 3 times I was told it would be added. I asked could I pay on my debit card over the phone and I was told no that it was best to pay the driver when he came as he had a card machine. At approx. 9.30 pm the food arrived and the driver said he had not brought the card machine with him. I asked him to call the restaurant for me and I was told I could not pay over the phone it was cash only as the machine was not working. The driver took the food away after 10 minutes of me trying to find a solution to this. I phoned the restaurant and said it was ridiculous that our food away taken away and would probably be thrown in the bin, they agreed to let me give my card number over the phone when the driver arrived back with the food. The driver gave us the food and I told him I would call the restaurant on my own phone and give the card number he was very reluctant to agree to this but he left. We sat down and ate the food 2 hours after ordering it. We got several calls from the restaurant and the driver was constantly ringing our doorbell while we ate the food. We called the restaurant straight back and gave them the card details we asked for a discount as the tofu had not been included in the Thai green curry dish as stated. Clearly the person taking the order lied and just told us what we wanted to hear. i would not advise anyone to order food from this place it was the most stressful and horrible experience i have ever had with a restaurant. These people are so unprofessional. Idiots can be dangerous!"