Monkeys London London SE19 3NG

"BE AWARE, if you care about your health DO NOT order from this restaurant, I made a mistake going by Deliveroo reviews which had 4.7 but when I saw the Google reviews I was gobsmacked though I called the restaurant and I mentioned my order number #2480 asked about bad reviews, the man called Singh said it was when this place used to be restaurant now it’s only take away, I literally have a rubber band on my food which I took pictures of I made sure I didn’t eat that food anymore however I did a little bit I threw the rest in the bin, if this food makes me feel sick I’m calling my lawyer and health and safety firm taking these people to tribunal, they have no rights to play with people health and be careless though they get asking price for their food but food quality is awful. I’m hoping I can upload some pictures here. I’m quite sure I won’t get response or even acknowledgment from these takeaway as I’m sure they are aware of the quality and they’re most probably expecting these kind of review."

"Back in September I was visiting London from the States. This was the last take away order I placed while I was there and boy, was it worth it! Great prices even with delivery fees! Everything I ordered was delicious! I really appreciated that it wasn't mega-spicy either, despite being Indian. In the States, our Indian food is always so spicy, even the mild stuff. I like some spice, but I want to be able to taste my food while I'm eating it, you know? They also threw in a free side of Bombay aloo that I have been DREAMING about since. Moving to the UK next year and I might have to find a flat near this place just so I can get food from them all the time!"

"I was fooled by the Deliveroo rating of 4.7. As soon as I made the order I checked google reviews and died inside. We received two curries, both bathing in oil (one of which looked like sick) and a burnt naan. I beg you all NOT to order from here, it was such a waste of £30 and we had to throw everything away. I don’t know how this place is running to be honest."

"Really glad that my parents went to this place, we’ve had a great meal and the people are really friendly. I’ve had the king prawn coconut curry and garlic rice which I will definitely order again. We ordered a few other things like naans and paneer, we all ate well. There wasn’t too much oil and the flavours were amazing. Glad to have this restaurant close by."

"STOP!! Like others I ordered because Deliveroo rated it 4.8. This is the worst Indian takeaway I have ever eaten, in fact it was so bad I threw it away and made a sandwich. Poppadum's were soft like yesterdays! Mixed Veg starter looked a mess, never seen anything like it, not cooked by a proper chef, icing on the cake was I found a prawn in my food when I never ordered any fish!! Lucky I don't have a shell fish allergy (see spoon). This place needs to be reported or shut down! Deliveroo also do not trust now! Order was also missing full order. Free baby potatoes in curry sauce was bland, not authentic. AVOID LIKE THE PLAUGE!!!!!"