Zilanis Asian Grill 188A Stourbridge Road, Halesowen B63 3UJ

"I don't like giving such bad reviews but unfortunately Zilanis really deserve this rating. I ordered Aloo Pakora, Paneer Pakora, Chicken bombay Bites. The Chicken bites cost £3.50, what we got for this price was tiny crumbs of batter with perhaps a strand of chicken DNA within. I phoned Zilanis to let them know thinking they had made a mistake with my order, shockingly this was not the case. I would be a fool to buy from here again."

"I don't normally give restaurants bad reviews since taste is subjective and just because I didn't enjoy something about a dish doesn't make an entire restaurant bad, however this was terrible to such a transcendental level of awfulness it changed my outlook on life, I have to admit I never before imagined food could taste like this bad, and yet it is possible. we ordered 'ramen' (for those unaware basically a soup broth with some meat, egg noodles and vegetables) - there was zero broth at all, with very overcooked low quality noodle in some horrible curry sauce, I ordered it with 'no heat', and what I got was extremely hot (even my hot food lover son wasn't able to eat it) the rest ordered madras(should be only a little bit hot) was even hotter then main - inedible! on top of that we ordered 3 samosas for £3 - we got 3 tiny samosas(the kind that you get 4 of for free in chines restaurants if your order are over £20) also extremely hot. Overall the worst take away I ever got. To top this all of the delivery took age's (but that could maybe not be there fault, but it probably was), and the food was expensive."

"Food was 40 minutes late, called and was advised food was out for delivery, called 15 minutes later and was told it had just left. Service was terrible, a random man and woman shouted on the phone before the manager picked up and hung up. Food was terrible, pakora was burnt, wings were the size of my pinkie finger and tasted horrible. The curry was really nice but they missed the drink and refused to answer the phone when we tried calling to get the drink delivered or refunded. The place has gone downhill"

"Ordered Flame Mixed Grill Madras’s from this place for the first time. I’d never order from this place again. The service was good, but the food was disgusting, very oily, has lots of masla and has no taste. The chicken and meat were not cooked. Save your money and go else where to avoid disappointment…. I’d never order from here again!!!!"

"ordered take away. Food arrived freezing cold. Chips were inedible way too much masala and stone cold. Roti was hard and crunchy and the samosa chatt, although warm, lacked any flavour."